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Wonderful World
Fan Club
Join the 'darrell's Wonderful World of Fan Club'.
It's easy! It's fun! It's free!!
What better way to impress those around you?
Guaranteed to make you popular!!!

Join today!!!!

Members of Darrell's Wonderful World of Fan Club
will receive:

an autographed 8x10 of Darrell

=> weekly dmail updates!!!

=> coupons for incredible Darrell merchandise!!!

=> a free Darrell the man tee shirt!!!! *

=> a free special personalized song sung by Darrell, 
just for you!!! *

This offer won't last, so sign up today!!!!

Be the envy of just about anyone, don't delay!!!!

(* The availability of these free gifts are subject to change at anytime.  If you are one of those that would take this offer seriously, I might recommend taking up a nice hobby, or read a book.  Infact, start with the Holy Bible.  It's the best love story ever written.  But if you absolutely have to have one of the gifts mentioned above, they can be yours for the small price of $19.95,  and I'll put my people on it right away.)
Please sign up if you would like to receive dmail updates concerning new postings or what not... (Don't worry, I too, think spam is the tool of the devil.)
Yes, I would love for Darrell to dmail me.
No, leave me alone.  This is my last warning!!
Yahoo Instant Messenger name:
How did you find me?
What was your favorite part of the site?
What did you least like and why?
What is your favorite crayon flavor?
Which taste better?
Are these questions too personal?
One day I'm going to:
If I could be like anyone in the world, I would would it be?
Last book you read:
Please take me home!!!
Here There Over Yonder
Somewhere New Anywhere but here    I don't care.  
To the moon, Alice...